Omg please help! i have a problem i need your advice. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!?

ok so i went to the gym today and took my 4 or 5 year old son. pretty sure he is 5. i got to the gym and dropped my son off at the kids corner. i was holding him and i literally dropped him off by accident and he hit his head but hes ok cuz the ground was soft. but that's not the problem, the problem is i just got home, i was at the gym for about 30 minutes, and i just realized i left my son there. im panicking right now. i thought about driving back but gas costs so much money now im trying to conserve as much as i can. do you guys have any ideas? what should i do?........ i was thinking about maybe i can call the gym up and ask them to ship my son home? you know how the USPS has a new slogan ';if it fits, it ships';? and im pretty sure my son weighs less than 70lbs cuz sometimes i forget to make dinner, so i can have them ship my son for a low flat rate. and dont worry ill ask them to bubble wrap my son and put those little cushion plastic pieces so he will be safe and unharmed in the box. he can have the fragile sticker on the box to i think that will help. omg is this a good idea? i mean im trying to do my best to be a great dad. somebody please help.





and also when you are done with this question pls answer my other one thank you so much. my son and i both thank you.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;鈥?/a>Omg please help! i have a problem i need your advice. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!?
You say your 18 on your account information, but you have a 5 year old son ?


So you had a son at 13 ?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA LOOOLLL ROFL LMFAOOOOmg please help! i have a problem i need your advice. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!?
First, How don't you know your sons age,


Second, ITS YOUR SON stop thinking about gas


Third,If your trying to save money take the bus or the taxi.


Fourth, You Can Always Ask A Friend


Fifth, Tell your son the truth or get something he likes, like candy
whatever you do...Don't ship ur son. U will go to jail for that if its even possible to ship a child. which there is no way that could happen. you can't be serious if you a rational adult with a child. This is a retarded question. GO PICK HIM UP URSELF.
this is so fake. and if it was true ur not a good parent. this is like that kid who prank called walmart %26amp; claimed he left his daughter in a basket in their store they put the walmart on lockdown lol. ur just trying 2 get attention
You say you left your son in the gym and you're thinking about how much it will cost you to fetch him ? You really make me sick.
lol i was seriously just cussing you out while reading this!


if u wer serious..u deserve to die.


if u wer kidding..HAHA LSHISMP
LOL!! =) nice joke